Take our quiz to see if you’re really too old to hit the clubs July 30, 2017 Other According to a new study, the age that it is totes inappropes to get down and dirty in a club is 37. Really? That seems pretty young to this ripe old 31 year old. Sure, I’d rather be at home with a nice bottle of red than pounding the d-floor clutching a vodka redbull these days but I don’t want to think that I’m close to being officially past it. We reckon that you’re as young as you feel so we’ve devised this completely unscientific quiz to see how you fare when it comes to suitability for da club.